Meet Our Founder

Don Keyhotah, Founder and Biggest Cheapass you ever met

Message from Don Keyhotah

Hello ladies, gentleman, boys and girls.

As founder of Cheapa$$ Worldwide Industries, my goal was to create and market products and services that are cheap and enjoyable to all.

Thanks to the World Wide Web our ever-growing line of products and services are now available even more cheaply.

My Promise

Our meager staff and sparse manufacturing facilities will endeavor to produce products and services that will make our customers wonder "What were they thinking?".

I encourage you to click though our website, examine, purchase and enjoy the products we offer.

Feel free to drop us a line. Someone may be answering. Remember it's always five o'clock somewhere!

Most Sincerely Yours,

Don Keyhotah

Founder, Cheapa$$ Worldwide Industries, Inc.

Contact Us

Cheapa$$ Wordwide Industries, Inc.

430 East 162nd Street

Suite 521

South Holland, IL 60473

Company History

Cheapa$$ Headquarters

1955 Cheapa$$ Establishes low cost housing for employee close to HQ so workers are never late.

Ledzucar Productions

Founded in 1976, Ledzucar Productions produces their 1st feature film, Creature From Zorton.

Seven Chaloney Brothers Movers

1979 Cheapa$$ meets the need of college students moving out of their parents homes.

Schnitzcoin, the world's finest anti-crypto crypto-currency.

2022, Cheapa$$ rebels against Bitcoin with the Schnitzcoin!

Buy Now

This website uses cookies.

We use cookies to analyze website traffic and optimize your website experience. By accepting our use of cookies, your data will be aggregated with all other user data.